ALERTS TO TERROR THREATS IN 2011 EUROPE : BY JOHN CLEESE

ALERTS TO TERROR THREATS IN 2011 EUROPE : BY JOHN CLEESE

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist
threats and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed"
to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to
"Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross."

The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when
tea supplies nearly ran out.

Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody
Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance"
warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's
get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the
reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for
the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its
terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in
France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by
a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively
paralyzing the country's military capability.

Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly"
to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain:
"Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful
Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also
have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only
threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels .

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to
deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new
Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Australia , meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries"
to "She'll be right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain:
"Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and
"The barbie's canceled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of
the final escalation level.

-- John Cleese - British writer, actor and very tall person

"You are a Cohen forever, to be compared with Malki-Tzedek."

Psalm 110 ( Jewish Bible)
A psalm of David: 

ADONAI says to my Lord, "Sit at my right hand, until I make your enemies your footstool." 2 ADONAI will send your powerful scepter out from Tziyon, so that you will rule over your enemies around you. 3 On the day your forces mobilize, your people willingly offer themselves in holy splendors from the womb of the dawn; the dew of your youth is yours. 4 ADONAI has sworn it, and he will never retract -"You are a cohen forever, to be compared with Malki-Tzedek." 5 Adonai at your right hand will shatter kings on the day of his anger. 6 He will pass judgment among the nations, filling it with dead bodies; he will shatter heads throughout an extensive territory. 7 He will drink from a stream as he goes on his way; therefore he will hold his head high.

             ISRAEL APARTHEID STATE??

Next week is "apartheid week" on campuses and other forums around the world. Even though we all know it is ludicrous and cynically sick propaganda, similar to the idea of Libya being on the UN Human Rights Council of the United Nations, we must be pro-active in our efforts of telling the real truth.

There are millions of unsuspecting citizens of the world who consume this garbage because they hear no other message or are unfortunately illiterate or delinquent. Please do your bit in distributing this short photo essay. It says it all.

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A JAPANESE VIEW OF THE PALESTINIANS

by Professor Yashiko Sagamori, Tokyo

If you are so sure that "Palestine, the country, goes back through most of recorded history", I expect you to be able to answer a few basic questions about that country of Palestine:

When was it founded and by whom?

What were its borders?

What was its capital?

What were its major cities?

What constituted the basis of its economy?

What was its form of government?

Can you name at least one Palestinian leader before Arafat?

Was Palestine ever recognized by a country whose existence, at that time or now, leaves no room for interpretation?

What was the language of the country of Palestine?

What was the prevalent religion of the country of Palestine?

What was the name of its currency? Choose any date in history and tell what was the approximate exchange rate of the Palestinian monetary unit against the US dollar, German mark, GB pound, Japanese yen, or Chinese yuan on that date.

And, finally, since there is no such country today, what caused its demise and when did it occur?

You are lamenting the "low sinking" of a "once proud" nation. Please tell me, when exactly was that "nation" proud and what was it so proud of?

And here is the least sarcastic question of all: If the people you mistakenly call "Palestinians" are anything but generic Arabs collected from all over -- or thrown out of -- the Arab world, if they really have a genuine ethnic identity that gives them right for self-determination, why did they never try to become independent until Arabs suffered their devastating defeat in the Six Day War?

I hope you avoid the temptation to trace the modern day "Palestinians" to the Biblical Philistines: substituting etymology for history won't work here.

The truth should be obvious to everyone who wants to know it. Arab countries have never abandoned the dream of destroying Israel; they still cherish it today. Having time and again failed to achieve their evil goal with military means, they decided to fight Israel by proxy. For that purpose, they created a terrorist organization, cynically called it "the Palestinian people" and installed it in Gaza, Judea, and Samaria. How else can you explain the refusal by Jordan and Egypt to unconditionally accept back the "West Bank" and Gaza, respectively?

The fact is, Arabs populating Gaza, Judea, and Samaria have much less claim to nationhood than that Indian tribe that successfully emerged in Connecticut with the purpose of starting a tax-exempt casino: at least that tribe had a constructive goal that motivated them. The so called "Palestinians" have only one motivation: the destruction of Israel, and in my book that is not sufficient to consider them a nation" -- or anything else except what they really are: a terrorist organization that will one day be dismantled.

In fact, there is only one way to achieve peace in the Middle East. Arab countries must acknowledge and accept their defeat in their war against Israel and, as the losing side should, pay Israel reparations for the more than 50 years of devastation they have visited on it. The most appropriate form of such reparations would be the removal of their terrorist organization from the land of Israel and accepting Israel's ancient sovereignty over Gaza, Judea, and Samaria.

That will mark the end of the Palestinian people. What are you saying again was its beginning?

You are absolutely correct in your understanding of the "Palestinians" murderous motives. I am afraid however that you, along with 99% of the population of this planet have missed the beginning of WWIII (the enemy call it Jihad) quite a few years ago. The siege of the US embassy in Tehran in 1979, an event to which the latest Nobel Peace Prize winner had somiserably failed to respond, can be very well used as the day WWIII stepped out of the pages of the Koran and into the current events. I pray the United States and Israel lead the world to victory in this war.

Come to think of it, there is no choice, be you a Christian, or even, believe it or not, a Muslim.

  

Rep. King discusses terror attack by Muslim on US Airmen in Germany

Rep Peter King

1003 Park Boulevard  

Massapequa Park, NY 11762  

Phone: 516-541-4225  

Fax: 516-541-6602

 

Dear Rep. King,

I was very happy to hear you say that you will continue to investigate the Muslim radicals community in the USA, I just wanted to support your quest in bringing out the fact that Americans have had enough with the political correctness of this admin and cover up of Muslims who are the ones killing, beheading, maiming and radicalizing the Muslims worldwide to jihad. I lived amongst them & know the culture well. It will never end unless we put our foot down and STOP THEM they are fanatics in every sense and follow and revere fanatically the Hadith to bring about the Khalifa of cruel warrior.

Mr. King, you don’t hear or see any other religion, sect, or denomination stomping on the American flag burning and desecrating it, You don’t see or hear Jews shouting “Schema Israel adoni eloheinu  adoni ehad” while burning any flags or terrorizing anyone. You don’t see or hear Christians shouting “In nomine patri et fili spiritu sancte “while terrorizing or burning any flag, you don’t hear Buddhist chanting “nam myoho renge kyo “while terrorizing or burning any flags.

So tell me Mr. King, why is it so difficult to tell it like it is? Muslims are the world terrorists and the creators of mayhem while shouting 

” الله أكبر باسم الله الرحمن الرحيم واحد.” Allah is great in the name of Allah the merciful one. Merciful? LOL 

I thank you for your concern, and keep up the wonderful work. God belles you

Sincerely

Lisa

 

Résistance Porcine Française

Résistance Porcine Française

 

En lisant ce mail, c'est vrai au fait!!.........

 Je donne mon sang et je mange du porc, mais........................????????????
Mais, ALORS ? Mon sang aurait-il servi à sauver un musulman?
Si cela s'est produit, je l'ai contaminé....................
Mes excuses, je ne l'ai pas fait exprès
 
ET LE COCHON, C'EST TELLEMENT BON !!

Il faut vénérer le cochon, lui seul peut nous sauver!!!

Y aura t' il du sang Hallal pour les transfusions
pour ces messieurs dames en France ???
Vive le cochon

 Alors là, je me régale!!
J'imagine la tronche que certains vont tirer en prenant connaissance
de ce je vais vous apprendre !!!
Ceci est à DIFFUSER généreusement à tous vos contacts!!!!
 
La bonne nouvelle , là voila:
 
C'est une arme redoutable pour se débarrasser de la smala
qui nous envahit, qui veut nous niquer, nous descendre et j'en passe....
 
Il faut absolument qu'ils sachent que depuis toujours
(reconnu par les pharmaciens !) dans presque tous les médicaments,
gélules ,crèmes , cosmétiques, rouges à lèvres, suppositoires,
il y a du GRAS DE PORC !!!
 
Alors, il faut les informer généreusement !
Maintenant, ils ne pourront plus se soigner,
ni se maquiller, ni se traiter, ni embrasser nos femmes, au vu de leur "RELIGION"
 
Il faut que tous "Les Fidèles croyants" le sachent!
bisous à tous et vive la médecine moderne, VIVE LE COCHON !